Nº 1

Put the delivery apps away.

No feed. No sponsored tiles. No four hundred listings. Just a few honest questions from someone who wants you fed.

Nº 2

Watch it eliminate.

Every answer strikes dishes off the menu — out loud, with the reason written beside it. No black box.

Nº 3

One verdict. One button.

Not a shortlist. Not a spin of the wheel. One dinner you reasoned your way to.